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my 9 year old daughter reads this

An internet meme, similar to "I'm 12 years old and what is this".
It originally started on the website mylifeisaverage.com when a poster said that their 9 year old daughter read the website and that the other users of the site should watch what they said.

It is used as a joke when something inappropriate or something using cuss words is posted.
Person 1:Omg, I'm so badass.
Person 2: My 9 year old daughter reads this!
by quinchles October 6, 2009
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9 Year Old Army

The traditional army of Pewdiepie, our lord and saviour. As soon as one of the 9 year olds turn ten they go straight to Ali A. The 9 Year Old Army is sworn to defend their king against the armies of the evil corporate entity; T-Series. As of the publishing of this definition, the 9 year old army has approximately 88,393,093,230 troops.
I am a sworn member of the 9 Year Old Army
by TheKomodo2019 March 7, 2019
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9-year-old

If it's a 9-year-old, it's subscribed to PewDiePie.
I've got 9-year-olds of worlds so hold your defecation.
by SociopathicDuck December 31, 2018
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9-Year Old

What Pewdiepie calls his fans.

History:
PewDiePie uploaded a reaction video, Alinity made a response video (I can’t call it an apology video just because), and that video was reviewed by PewDiePie. Alinity mentions PewDiePie having 9-Year Olds as his fanbase.
Alex: Hey, Cam. I've you calling your friends' 9-year old.
Cam: yeah.
Alex: What's that supposed to mean?
Cam: It means that you aren't one, even tho you should be. subscribe to pewdiepie
by Gllllow January 13, 2019
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9 year old ARMY!!!

Subscribe to Pewdiepie plz we are all 9 if your 10 you´re actually 9 and 1 bonus year.
by TheBoiSavage February 6, 2019
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9-year-olds

Fans/subscribers of Pewdiepie
Anyone who watches Pewdiepie, regardless of their age, is referred to as a 9-year-old.
"I love my 9-year-olds!" -Pewdiepie
"If you're subscribed, you're an actual 9-year-old."
by RealGodsSub2Pewdpiepie February 7, 2019
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9 Year Old

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 27, 2019
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