cankles wankles

it means your actual dog shit at a game

yo kyle ur fucking cankles wankles at this game get off the team

by cooolguyyy March 30, 2021

hag-wrinkles

Facial lines of mean and unkind people as they age.

You're going to get hag-wrinkles when you say and do mean things to other people.

by Esun July 3, 2010

fruit wrinkles

Another name for fruit snacks.

Yo ma throw me some fruit wrinkles.

by pimptastic July 20, 2006

belly wrinkles

When your shirt gets wrinkled due to the fabric folding under your big ass belly.

My boss was rockin the belly wrinkles with his sweater.

by jollybengali January 8, 2008

rip van wrinkles

The impressions left on one's face or arms after a nap.

He fell asleep on his notebook in class and woke up with spiral-shaped rip van wrinkles.

by flacktastic February 1, 2007

Wrinklestan

Dismissive slang for the state of Florida, as its full of wrinkled retirees.

The snowbirds were off in November to Wrinklestan for the season. (Snowbirds is itself slang for seasonally migrating retirees)

by alfonso dicredenza October 21, 2018

wrinkles

1. Another word for grandparents -- the parents of one of your parents

"I'm going to visit my wrinkles and get some freshly-baked pie!"

by leggyshay March 4, 2020