by D PLAUT October 8, 2010
Get the Penis Whiffler mug.A disease that flares up the night before or morning of an event that one wants to avoid. The sufferer can use Wiffery as an excuse to avoid unwanted activities.
Wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at Mild Wiffery, all the way up to Fatal Wiffery.
The first sign of upcoming Wiffery are wiffles.
Wiffery has varying levels of severeness, starting at Mild Wiffery, all the way up to Fatal Wiffery.
The first sign of upcoming Wiffery are wiffles.
Hey mate, can't make it to the quilting fair today, come down with a case of Mild Wiffery.
Maths test tomorrow, I think I'm coming down with a case of severe Wiffery.
Maths test tomorrow, I think I'm coming down with a case of severe Wiffery.
by darcyf1 May 18, 2011
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by JK2000 March 11, 2014
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A word that indicates that something bad will or has
happened. Another way of saying screwed "that guy just
got wifferdicked"
Another word for u-turn
A word that indicates that something bad will or has
happened. Another way of saying screwed "that guy just
got wifferdicked"
Another word for u-turn
Crap! Missed my turn, I will just make a quick Wifferdick!
I will blow her mind tonight with my Wifferdick.
I will blow her mind tonight with my Wifferdick.
by Bluntbeauty July 7, 2015
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Get the wiffle ball mug.N: One who waffles, from the verb waffle, meaning to never settle on a stance on one (or more) issue(s); A waffler usually goes from one side to the other and back again, usually multiple times, depending on who (s)he is talking to at the time. See also panderer.
There is a subtle difference between a waffler and a fence-sitter, most notably in that the fence-sitter never actually decides their stance on an issue/issues.
This term is derived from the food of the same name (waffle), probably because the grid-like patterns on the food resembles how a waffler is on again and off again on their views.
The word has recently made a return to the forefront of common communication with the arrival of John Kerry's (United States) Presidential campaign.
There is a subtle difference between a waffler and a fence-sitter, most notably in that the fence-sitter never actually decides their stance on an issue/issues.
This term is derived from the food of the same name (waffle), probably because the grid-like patterns on the food resembles how a waffler is on again and off again on their views.
The word has recently made a return to the forefront of common communication with the arrival of John Kerry's (United States) Presidential campaign.
"I used to be for the war in Iraq, until I was against it." - John Kerry (real quote)
Can anyone seriously say that with a straight face? What a waffler. This guy panders so much he makes Al Gore look like a decent person. I feel sorry for anyone who lets themselves get hoodwinked into voting for this fool.
Can anyone seriously say that with a straight face? What a waffler. This guy panders so much he makes Al Gore look like a decent person. I feel sorry for anyone who lets themselves get hoodwinked into voting for this fool.
by Tiberious August 22, 2004
Get the waffler mug.To say a lot, but mean not a damned thing...analagous to filibuster. Also can be used to describe a person who does said action.
"In that meeting all he did was wiffle-waffle and now I don't know any more than I did before!"
"Did you understand a fucking word that Wiffle-Waffle just said?!!"
"Did you understand a fucking word that Wiffle-Waffle just said?!!"
by BrettMan May 19, 2004
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