Wife

Someone who must absolutely never find out about your girlfriend

John: I'm with you because I love you, I'm married to my wife because she has money.

by Xathian June 1, 2009

Wife

The Woman that makes you the best sandwiches

Man my wife makes the best sandwiches

by Glowey September 7, 2017

Wife

Formally known as Satan, will remove genitals if wed

my wife removed my genitals because she is the devil

by Pakidz December 9, 2006

Wife

The number one stalker in your life. Your consciousness, the number one voice in your head. Whatever has marked you as its prey.

I was trying to get away from this guy that was following me around, then I thought, "time to throw on the good ol wife beater."

by Anthony Wheeler October 12, 2007

Wife

The person you exchange milk with

Husband: Can I have some milk
Wife: Sure

by Nedac rette November 4, 2019

Wife

Regular pussy

"Right here at home, thats where my pussy belongs"

Shes my regular pussy bro! Right here at home, thats where my pussy belongs! Wife!

by paftdunk July 1, 2019

Wife

Wash, Iron, Fuck, Ect.

Describing the wife's role W.I.F.E

by Princess Kitten Rei December 29, 2007