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Widow's fire

A widow's unexpected and barely controllable urge to shag any man within a 20 meter radius.
The widow's fire was definitely clouding her judgement.

Widow-Dicking 

In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.
"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"

Widow-Dicking
Widow-Dicking by buckeye02 September 18, 2012

widow maker 

A widow maker is an object that can kill men and therfore turn wives into widows.
The 'Widow Maker,' is a bong constructed by my friend Jonny and I by attaching a 3ft hoover pipe to increase chanber size for a bigger hit. This increased hit often left many good men paralised, or in some rare and tragic occasions, dead.
widow maker by Gabber May 27, 2006

widow fire 

The desperate need for sex after bereavement.
I thought widow fire had calmed down but ...
widow fire by Hurtling-Turtle November 11, 2017

Widow's memories 

Any phallic shaped fruit or vegetable, eg bananas, cucumbers, fingered lovingly and nostalgically by old ladies in supermarkets.
Just look at the way that old dear is caressing that aubergine. Bless her. Widow's memories, eh?
Widow's memories by 7Kev7 May 16, 2007

widow main 

A person with questionable beliefs on team composition.
The penalty for playing widow is that the screen says, "Defeat" at the end of each match.
"Dude, switch off Widow main please. You're not good."
widow main by spookycynical June 6, 2017