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Widow-Dicking 

In the event that a horny wife loses her husband at an untimely age, she will cremate her late husband's body and recycle the ashes. This is done by molding his ashes into the form of a large dildo using epoxy to bind it. She will then furiously masturbate in her husband's honor with her husband. Much less disgusting than the alternative.
"Hey isn't that your step-mom's dildo?"
"So What? Let's fuck each-other with it anyway!"

Widow-Dicking
Widow-Dicking by buckeye02 September 18, 2012
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window dicking 

A male who fraternizes sexually with four or more different partners within a short period of time (one week maximum) with absolutely no commitment before or after the encounter.
The only sin is window dicking.

After too much window dicking, it now burns when I pee.