welk boi

Welk boi is someone that lives in Immingham. He is highly intelligent but often comes out with stupid things without thinking, possible because his brain is overloaded with other things ;)
Often accompanied with the word loltard i.e - loltard welk boi!

ie - a welk boi would say - "You've tripped on mushrooms? Why would you trip over mushrooms?"

by Meldrew Eyebrows June 3, 2009

Lawrence Welk cigar

A Lawrence Welk cigar is a really bad cigar Other wise known as a pice of shit with a band around it.

"Where do you keep the Lawrence Welk cigars around hear, because I'm broke and I need a cheep smoke.

by B The Man January 8, 2015

Yuri Welk M

James Bond's "alphabetical-letter coded" secret-agent partner from Moscow who often assists Thang Q --- another of 007's courtesy-and-manners-steeped fellow agents --- with diplomacy and other politeness-related matters.

James Bond: This martini is perfect and just the way I like it --- shaken, but not stirred.
Agent #1: Thang Q.
Agent #2 (covering for 007, who did not hear Agent #1's appreciative reply because he has already wandered off to mingle with other dignitaries in the party-throng): Yuri Welk M.

by QuacksO April 24, 2020

Lawrence Welk Crime Scene

Its when one senior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.

(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)

I feel sorry for Sally, because she has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.

by Wahaka Jim June 17, 2006

Lawrence Welk Crime Scene

Its when one serior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.

(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.)

I feel sorry for the nurse that has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.

by Shitmoyer August 31, 2008

Welk

When something is pathetic, sad and or a failure.

That film was absolutely welk.

by epicElk69 July 22, 2023

Lawrence Welk

(Verb). When you have to pee and poop at the same time. A one and a two.

This has been a long car trip! Pull off at the next gas station. I have to Lawrence Welk.

by Quizmaster c February 6, 2022