Warrant Officer

So damn good that you can put more faith in their guesses than in most other peoples facts.

Do you know what the Theory of Rotary Wing flight is?

I don't know, go ask a Warrant Officer, they know everything.

by Tryan31 December 28, 2011

Warrant Officer

In the United States military, a Warrant Officer (grade W-1 to W-5) is ranked as an officer above the senior-most enlisted ranks, as well as officer cadets and candidates, but below the officer grade of O-1. Warrant officers are highly skilled, single-track specialty officers, and while the ranks are authorized by Congress, each branch of the Uniformed Services selects, manages, and utilizes warrant officers in slightly different ways. For appointment to Warrant Officer One (W-1), a warrant is approved by the secretary of the service. Chief Warrant Officers (W-2 to W-5) are commissioned by the President of the United States, and take the same oath as regular commissioned officers (O-1 to O-10).

Warrant officers can and do command detachments, units, activities, vessels, aircraft, and armored vehicles as well as lead, coach, train, and counsel subordinates. However, the Warrant Officer's primary task as a leader is to serve as a technical expert, providing valuable skills, guidance, and expertise to commanders and organizations in their particular field.

That guy really knows is stuff, to be that technically and tactically competent, he must be a Chief Warrant Officer.

by Army CW4 April 30, 2009

tailgate warranty

When item is sold and delivered or dropped off by seller and the item comes with warranty as long as u can see the tailgate of the delivery vehicle. Once the tailgate is out of sight, your purchase is out of warranty.

Seller: I'll drop off your new stove later .

Buyer: does it have warranty?

Seller: it comes with certified tailgate warranty.

Buyer: wtf?

Seller: it has warranty as long as u can see my trucks tailgate!

by PappaChino July 13, 2017

Wargan

When your banta is so good it's above standard

Swordys bant is so good its wargan

by Dangrewlyballs July 1, 2017

Warranty

Time after which any type of device will stop working right.

Nick : 13 month after I bought it, my iPod doesn't work anymore.
Mom : I told you it wasn't going to last longer than the warranty.

by DaSNooZ April 3, 2009

Wardan

A corrupt and brutal Native American and/or Lebanese individual . Known to abuse or kill people for fun and every second word is a threat of pain or harm. Endorse violence and trouble, and are often starting fights in the Western suburbs of Melbourne. Wardan's having unbelievably short tempers and will snap at the smallest of things.They control and run most of Essendon, Strathmore, Pascoe Vale and Tullamarine and they travel in numbers making them untouchable. The boys associate with gangs and high-profile criminals and are constantly being questioned by the 5.0. They know no pain or mercy and will slaughter anyone who gets in their way. In other words, don't mess around with them unless you have a death wish.

Boy 1: Ey, ain't they Wardans over there?
Boy 2: Yeah, fark.
Boy 3: C'mon, lets get the hell out of here.

by Aussie58 April 23, 2011

Janne Warman

Janne Warman currently plays keyboards in the band Children of Bodom. He is also playing keyboards for his tech./progressive metal side project Warmen. He is also considered one of the greatest keyboardists of our time.
Extremely easy on the eyes (hot).

Janne Warman is hot.
Worship Janne Warman.

by BodomAfterRoses April 15, 2005