wanky-wanky

A nice way to say "a wank".

Dad: What are you doing?
Son: Just having a wanky-wanky!
Dad: Fair enough.

by thetwww September 03, 2015

wanky

Indulgent, pretentious, simultaneously showy and useless.

"That 8-minute guitar solo was incomparably wanky"

by R.B. September 07, 2004

wankie

A handkerchief used solely for mopping up semenal fluids after masturbation.

Bored on the bus and your i-Phone battery is flat? Don't you wish you had a Wankie? Introducing the Wankie! Feel free to fap yourself stupid anytime, anywhere with this portable, reusable wank-cloth! It comes in a variety of colours and fabrics! For a limited time only, get the all new black silk Wankie!

I used to have to carry around a box of tissues with me in case I felt like wanking. Now with my new Wankie, I can let loose anytime, anywhere!

by DDDVesuvius July 06, 2011

wankie

a rotten hamburger

ew this wankie tastes bad

by A rottem hamburger June 17, 2015

wankying

Masturbation whislt dancing to music.

He was shaking his booty and having a good wankying session on the dancefloor.

by Tom Feilding January 27, 2005

wankie

a penis. Used by people like me.

He pulled out his wankie.

by Bunnyfoofoo November 08, 2006

wankis

Someone that wanks it chronically or uncontrollably.

1. My friend Jared is a wankis because he's always playing with his cock and balls.

2. Dude we found so much porn on Besler's computer, he's such a wankis.

3. FUCK YOU WANKIS!

by Ian Kellar March 28, 2005