by thetwww September 3, 2015
"That 8-minute guitar solo was incomparably wanky"
by R.B. September 7, 2004
Bored on the bus and your i-Phone battery is flat? Don't you wish you had a Wankie? Introducing the Wankie! Feel free to fap yourself stupid anytime, anywhere with this portable, reusable wank-cloth! It comes in a variety of colours and fabrics! For a limited time only, get the all new black silk Wankie!
I used to have to carry around a box of tissues with me in case I felt like wanking. Now with my new Wankie, I can let loose anytime, anywhere!
I used to have to carry around a box of tissues with me in case I felt like wanking. Now with my new Wankie, I can let loose anytime, anywhere!
by DDDVesuvius July 6, 2011
by Tom Feilding January 27, 2005
1. My friend Jared is a wankis because he's always playing with his cock and balls.
2. Dude we found so much porn on Besler's computer, he's such a wankis.
3. FUCK YOU WANKIS!
2. Dude we found so much porn on Besler's computer, he's such a wankis.
3. FUCK YOU WANKIS!
by Ian Kellar March 28, 2005