The act of placing your hand in a freezer for an extended period of time and then proceeding to masturbate. Often used by Alex Birtwistle..
by Penthouse9 February 14, 2015
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Guy 1: "I keep getting stiffies when I see anything that vaguely resembles titties or a vagina, it's killing me."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."
Guy 2: "Mate, it's time for a maintenance wank. If you don't let off some pressure, your dick is going to take over."
by Zima69err July 13, 2016
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pleasing yourself infront of the mirror (sexually) often for the benefit of yourself and sometimes others. people have the incentive to carry out a mirror wank because they find themself aesthetically pleasing. however it is advised not to do this infront of crazy mirrors as this could cause a false sense of confidence or a feeling of belittlement depending on the convexity of the mirror.
by joshco95 November 11, 2013
Get the mirror wank mug.A masturbatory fantasy about a celebrity you could probably shag in real life such as any of the actresses from " Hollyoaks "
by Leeny Burghers April 4, 2003
Get the Reality wank mug.Slaughty: hanks at it again he can't keep he's bloody hand off it.
Hazey: I know he's an absolute wank master
Hazey: I know he's an absolute wank master
by Slaughty November 24, 2014
Get the wank master mug.When a rather large woman pushes together two rolls of fat, the man lubes up, thrusting his cock between the rolls of fat.
Jim: hey mark, did fatty stay over again last night?
Mark: yeah she did and we tried something new.
Jim: oh yeah?
Mark: yeah, a roll wank. It's a bit like a tit wank . She pushed together two of her rolls of fat, I lubed up, and thrusted my cock between them. I'd highly recommend it.
Jim: think I'm ok mate
Mark: yeah she did and we tried something new.
Jim: oh yeah?
Mark: yeah, a roll wank. It's a bit like a tit wank . She pushed together two of her rolls of fat, I lubed up, and thrusted my cock between them. I'd highly recommend it.
Jim: think I'm ok mate
by Dirty thirty November 14, 2012
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No, I'll bet he's in his wank room, back of his closet with his porn clippings.
No, I'll bet he's in his wank room, back of his closet with his porn clippings.
by dw8177 November 27, 2016
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