Wallpaper

A person who is so plain and uninteresting that they are as attention grabbing as wallpaper; Something invisible

-"That girl is so boring. I felt like I was going to pass out listening to her talk."
~"Yeah, She's such a wallpaper."

by justaquickfix February 7, 2010

re-wallpapering the Fetus Hotel

To undergo the menstruation cycle.

No, Mary can't come camping with us this weekend. She just started re-wallpapering the Fetus Hotel, and we don't want to attract any bears.

by Schmeebis July 31, 2007

wallpaper music

Middle-of-the-road, cocktail music, Muzak, or cheesy pseudo-New Age music intended to entice customers at a supermarket or department store to shop.

Why is it that alll these Wal-Marts have to have that blasted wallpaper music playing? Why can't they have jazz or classical music? For our Creator's sake!

by pentozali March 2, 2009

Wallpaper

It's paper. On the walls. Do you really need a definition for this?

My house has Mickey Mouse wallpaper. Got a problem wit' dat?

by Paul Newman February 7, 2004

wallpaper boyfriend

When an individual has been talking to a guy or has a crush on a guy and makes their wallpaper a picture of them together.

OMG, Alyssa! Carter is your wallpaper boyfriend? ! Maybe he will ask you to be his real girlfriend some day...

by Have Another on Yacht Claire April 21, 2016

blue bape wallpaper

A live wallpaper that only the boys will understand. A female is not granted access to this inside knowledge. The wallpaper is off limits to any non-male figure.

“Yo bro, check out my dope blue bape wallpaper”

by will thomas February 29, 2020

Wallpaper-chick

Aka Wallie A background chick, she makes the room look nice, she has potential but she is too shy, and intimidated to be her cool self around people whilst a Chanderlier-chick takes the show , she is confident and takes the spotlight effortlessly.

A Wallpaper-chick is #MordenFamily Alex is a Wallpaper-chick Haley is a "blonde" Chanderlier-chick lol

by ladonnarey March 13, 2015