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walleye vision 

First coined in the movie "Hot Shots!", walleye vision is a condition wherein the afflicted person's eyesight becomes skewed to the perspective of a walleye fish. The condition can only be corrected with a multioptipupiloptomy.
Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I'm through, Dead Meat!

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: What happened?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: It's my eyes. I've got walleye vision.

Pete 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Isn't there something that can be done?

Jim 'Wash Out' Pfaffenbach: Well, there's a delicate corneal inversion procedure... a multioptipupiloptomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they've got to go in through the rectum. Ain't no man going to take that route with me!
walleye vision by Kate Sjostrand February 20, 2008
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n. A small town located in Piedmont, North Carolina. The name originates from a whales vagina
Did you hear the queef out of the whales wallburg?

I was passing through wallburg and quickly realized they are some chill mother fuckers.
Wallburg by Mike Morphis March 20, 2011

walletvoting 

When folks vote their wallets, screening out everything else about a candidate.
There has been a surge in walletvoting over the course of this administration.
walletvoting by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2018

Walle drunk 

When someone gets drunk way too easily and becomes a bit gay.
oh that guy is Walle drunk he talks to people
Walle drunk by Svennebanana May 2, 2019

Wallet Warrior 

A player in a mmo game who spends piles of money to get all of the best items and equipment. Usually still sucks at the game.
*Premium tank firing randomly kills ally at the start of the game*

Ally: "You stupid fucking wallet warrior!"
Wallet Warrior by MTWEmperor September 21, 2012

Butcher's Wallet 

Slang for the female reproductive arrangement.
"I enjoyed eating her butcher's wallet"
Butcher's Wallet by Benzine April 26, 2005