vicary

basically what fahmi said just about covers it, except for the fact that she's a contradictory bitch and shes also loud, noisy, thinks that her opinion is the only one that's correct, stupid, fat, ugly, idiotic, worst teacher in the world, name rhymes with contradictory.....etc

She is so ugly, she can hide in a pile of shit, and you wouldnt be able to tell the difference, unless you look for the ugliest and fattest piece of shit there though, then you would be able to find her.

by K.Lim March 16, 2005

vicarious embarrassment

The very uncomfortable sympathetic feeling experienced while you watch someone else embarrassing themselves. This feeling is often intensified when the person embarrassing themself is not aware of how embarrassing their behavior is. In this case it is more like you are feeling the embarrassment on their behalf.

George: OMG, dude...this talent show is killing me. The fat girl dancing to 'Ice, Ice, Baby'...
Dude: I know man, I know...all the wrong things are jiggling--
George: --And her dancing! Everyone is laughing and she just keeps going. It's like a trainwreck right now. I don't even want to watch!
Dude: Total vicarious embarrassment right now, man.
George: Ugh. Let me know when it's over.

by cuntwurst November 17, 2011

Vicarious Leisure

Excess consumption by an auxiliary member of the leisure class. This is referenced in Thorstein Veblen's "The Theory of The Leisure Class". His most prominent example is described as a wife of a member of the leisure class.

Through vicarious leisure, she enjoyed the fine accoutrements provided by the vast wealth of her husband.

by Bloopie Nefoomy June 20, 2011

Vicarious Dream

A shitty YouTuber who gets has to pay for pussy and lives on the Benefit and reports messages when he starts losing arguments

Person 1: Damn bro, you really pulled a Vicarious Dream on him

Person 2: And, I don't care I was losing

by Hrrk-Ptoo January 20, 2022

Vicariously vacationing

when co-worker overshares about all their enjoyable, fun, adventurous escapades while on vacation, while you are stuck at work, dreaming of you, yourself one day leaving the office to go on vacation.

Todd: If you could get that email out by 9 a.m., that would be great. By the way, I’m on a boat right now watching killer whales! So exciting, right?!!

Nicole: Sure, Todd. Sounds great. Sure wish I could stop vicariously vacationing through you and go to Fiji!

by pr maven August 17, 2010

Vicarious fuck

When someone has a crush but is unable to sleep with them for whatever reason and manipulates a friend that is entrusted to sleep with said crush, thus sleeping with crush vicariously.

Manipulation usually takes place by naming their crush’s name and causing situations where crush and friend can “have moments” which they tend to be a part of, voyeuristically.

Yo, you should totally fuck her because I only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

Yo, uou should totally fuck him because i only trust you can do it, besides me, of course.

This way i can feel proud/wank while vicarious fuck x, as well.

by In spurts May 7, 2018

Vicarious Vegan

Someone who eats a plant based diet based off the food of the animal they are eating.

Oh, no, I didn’t say I was a vegan, I said I was a vicarious vegan. My steak is grass fed. I’m plant based through his diet

by Spumoni November 4, 2020