varnigh

varnigh is a northern slang for very nearly

you varnigh hit that woman then with that ball

by judy March 15, 2004

varnish

1. (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night

2. (adj) To be fucked over

1. "Man, last night I was so varnish that I shaved my balls with a circular saw"

1. "Last night was so varnish man!"

2. "Dude did you hear about Jim? His girlfriend dumped him for a bisexual goat! Talk about being varnished."

by Trigital October 28, 2010

Toilet Varnish

A case of severe diarrhea which "varnishes" the toilet brown...also called "Toilet Paint".
Toilet Varnish is extremely difficult to clean if it is not flushed within a week.

after all those grapes i needed to go varnish the toilet...

i said to my sister: "I'm not cleaning your Toilet Varnish!"

by FNX September 11, 2005

Varnit

Cute boy, saddest person always help other in their problems specially in relationships but himself never get helped by them but he never but never stop smiling...

Yooo... # Varnit always be happy

by Aryavar June 2, 2019

Varnita

Varnita is a girl name and it means colourful. The person whose name is varnita is also very colourful, always wears colourful dress and looks pretty hot and sexy all the time.
They might be of origin from north india but probably lives in south India. She maybe a model in her teen years but she is still just as beautiful now.
If she is your girlfriend then you will have a ton of fights with her but she is a pretty lovely person and loves you to death.
If she considers you as a best friend then you are the lucky guy cause friends have a special place in her heart, going out with varnita will probably be the best times of your life period.
She loves kitkats more than anything, she would choose kitkats over gold.

Guy 1: I met varnita yesterday.
Guy 2: Was she hot?
Guy 1: Not soo much.
Guy 2: What
Guy 1: What
Guy 1: Dammit I knew varnita would be a sexy girls name.

by Bubba gump shrimp co April 10, 2020

Varnish your venison

To slap your salami, pull your pickle or tug your turkey.

You'd better but get caught trying to varnish your venison.

by GaryButtGas August 9, 2023

Tonsil varnish

Pretty much a slang term for Alcohol. It generally refers to beer and the consumption of it,

After the match all of the blokes went back to the rooms for dinner and a chat which were Accompanied by a Tonsil varnish or two

by GeoffyGee December 9, 2008