vajebus

It's when a chick puts a flashlight inbetween her legs, in her cooter, and when she spreads her legs, it looks like Jesus is coming out of her pussy

that's a vajebus

1. My sick girlfriend showed me her vajebus, so I smacked that bitch.

OR

2. My boyfriend tried to pull off a vajebus and it was fucking sick and the flashlight smelled like shit.

by TakaTakaTacos11 October 26, 2007

vajority

The majority of women.

The vajority will vote for Hillary in 2008.

by atree September 7, 2008

Vagobond

One without clear means of income who is both honest and moving from place to place.

Vago from the Spanish for lazy
Vago from the Italian for not clear
Vago from the French for on the way
Bond meaning a tie, an honest word, or a contract
Bond meaning a debt instrument
Bond meaning something that binds a person or persons to a certain circumstance or line of behavior

Vagobond - one who is both lazy and honorable, without clear motives, constantly moving, probably in debt, and bound to that way of life .

The vagobond only hopped trains when he didn't have money for a ticket.

by R.W. Jackson July 8, 2010

vajowned

verb. The act of owning a vagina.

I totally vajowned her, dude.

by PANICxxATTACK November 13, 2010

Vagjob

When you have sex with a girl and she doesn't cum it doesn't count as sex so is known as a vagjob.

"Dude, did you have sex with her last last night?"

"No, I wasn't on form so just got a vagjob."

by ttoptommy July 4, 2012

Vajog

1. When you put it in her and your not moving at all.

2. When its in her and it some how gets stuck.

1 and 2. When i was with my girlfriend yesterday i had sex and her pussy was hella tight so i got a vajog.

by DA_SHIT!!! April 27, 2009

Vajorked

When something is really fucking messed up.

Oh man, its really vajorked that she did that to you.

by CSHSO9 December 21, 2009