vajowned
vajowned by PANICxxATTACK November 13, 2010
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Vagowned
Noun. Vah-joned.
1. To be owned in some way by a vagina.
2. To be owned in some way by a feminist.
3. A girl breaks up with you and becomes a lesbian.
1. To be owned in some way by a vagina.
2. To be owned in some way by a feminist.
3. A girl breaks up with you and becomes a lesbian.
1. Guy 1: He got his fist stuck in WHERE?
Guy 2: HAHA, VAGOWNED!
2. My friend opened a door for this girl and she just started screaming at him about how she wasn't weak and didn't need his help. That feminist bitch totally vagowned him...
3. She left him for another woman. Poor Frank was totally vagowned.
Guy 2: HAHA, VAGOWNED!
2. My friend opened a door for this girl and she just started screaming at him about how she wasn't weak and didn't need his help. That feminist bitch totally vagowned him...
3. She left him for another woman. Poor Frank was totally vagowned.
Vagowned by Deadloched January 8, 2009
Vagowned
Person One: "dude, did you hear that those two girls got into a fight?"
Person two: Yeah, that bitch totally got vagowned.
Person two: Yeah, that bitch totally got vagowned.
Vagowned by Infinite Eventuality June 10, 2009
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