vajowned
vajowned by PANICxxATTACK November 13, 2010
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Vagowned
Noun. Vah-joned.
1. To be owned in some way by a vagina.
2. To be owned in some way by a feminist.
3. A girl breaks up with you and becomes a lesbian.
1. To be owned in some way by a vagina.
2. To be owned in some way by a feminist.
3. A girl breaks up with you and becomes a lesbian.
1. Guy 1: He got his fist stuck in WHERE?
Guy 2: HAHA, VAGOWNED!
2. My friend opened a door for this girl and she just started screaming at him about how she wasn't weak and didn't need his help. That feminist bitch totally vagowned him...
3. She left him for another woman. Poor Frank was totally vagowned.
Guy 2: HAHA, VAGOWNED!
2. My friend opened a door for this girl and she just started screaming at him about how she wasn't weak and didn't need his help. That feminist bitch totally vagowned him...
3. She left him for another woman. Poor Frank was totally vagowned.
Vagowned by Deadloched January 8, 2009
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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