twitterfication

Writing that may contain typos, misspellings, abbreviations and symbols, some of which is intentional, some of which is accidental -- but "close enough" for the reader to figure it out.

Given the amount of twitterfication, it's clear that no one actually READ the article before publishing it; they simply relied on spell checkers.

by cabot Wonder April 19, 2010

Twitterliterate

Being well-versed in the new language, slang and hashtags commonly used in the social media world of Twitter.

"Finally, I have mastered how to properly tweet! I am now fully Twitterliterate!" exclaimed Toks, joyfully.

by homopinionation April 21, 2013

twitterite

A person that uses twitter to write concise aphorisms.

Harry Shearer is a prolific twitterite.

by mojoholio November 19, 2010

Twitterfink

Noun: A person of authority, (teacher, boss) who monitors the whereabouts of another person (student, employee) through their Twitter posts.

Ed shouldn't have called in sick and then Tweeted from the beach. His Twitterfink boss read his posts and canned his ass.

by PMcClaran June 2, 2009

Twitterhitter

when a famous person hits up companies for money everytime they post something pertaining to that company on twitter.

Twitterhitter example:
@Kim ..wow, I need to lose a few more pounds I better get some quicktrim.

Kim is twitterhitting quicktrim for 10,000 dollars.

by ebabe February 15, 2010

Twittercitis

Twittercitis
~noun

painful, cramping and stiffness of the thumb joint caused by scrolling up for 3 minutes, every 5 minutes.

I can't scroll anymore, the Twittercitis is unbearable!

This Twittercidis in my thumbs is second only to the burcitis in my knees!

My doctor said my addiction to Twitter caused my Twitteritis.

If I didn't read so many tweets, I would not have had to scroll so much that I developed Twittercitis!

by Spunky Winkerbean October 6, 2018

Twitterbitionist

one of Paul's Twitter exhibitionists

Paul checks logs on often to check on his Twitterbitionists

by PJNlover May 21, 2021