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twatoid

Describes someone who acts like a dick and doesn’t care
Rick, leaves his shit around all the fffing time, he is such a twatoid.
by Uncle Bulgaria Luvva November 7, 2020
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Twatopotamus

Dont act like a twatopotamus.
by Big johnny johnson February 22, 2018
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twatometer

When a person gets the impression that someone is acting like a complete bitch.
What a bitch! She is registering pretty high on the twatometer.
by Queen O Sarcasm December 20, 2009
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twatophile

A person considered as a bit of a general twat, but also likes younger girls, making him even more of a twat.
I can't believe that George likes that year nine. He's such a twatophile.
by youloveitsir July 6, 2010
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Twatocity

A phrase to describe the unfortunate act some people engage in, well basically saying the stupidest things. Even the most intelligent people can and do fall foul of this.

Although not noted for his intellect George W. Bush is surely the master of this act.
"Half this game is 90% mentality" - Twatocity
Saying "phwoar!! Who farted?" Whilst visiting an incontinence patient. - Twatocity

President of Twatocity said this - "Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
by Noj77 August 11, 2010
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twatopolis

a building or group of buildings filled with people who are twats
any gathering of more than 10 such people
Girl 1: "Have you been to the new sorority house?"
Girl 2: "God no, why would I go to that twatopolis?"
by SoNotaTwat November 20, 2011
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Twatopotamus

A derogatory term for person who exhibit offensive, hateful, moronic or unbearably pretentious behavior to an exaggerated degree, that can be used on a man or a woman.

Derived from the derogatory American specific use of the word "twat" and the word "hippopotamus". The first word provides the implication of the unfavorable traits whereas the second just implies the extremeness of the individual's behavior as a metaphorical use of the animal's large size.

I will not state her name, but my own mother was the first person I ever heard use this term and she stated that the word was of her own creation. I claim that she is the originator of this term. I write this entry as shortly after she used the term on social media, Facebook memes appeared that made use of the term. Thus, this entry exists for all those that happen upon those memes who became curious for its definition and origin.
Shes being a twatopotamus!

Are we going to have a real conversation or are you going to keep being a twatopotamus?

Okay twatopotamus keep your hateful self away from me.
by InfoBringer March 9, 2023
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