Twater

Twitter Hater

Twaters are seriously cool.

by drspeed May 28, 2009

Twaterati

Collective term for the twat subculture present in today's society. Coined from the word Glitterati.

Twaterati can also include other low intellect groups such as Chavs, Rednecks, Skangers & Hicks etc.

Anyone who sends text messages to TwatTV shows like 'Big Brother' and 'Celebrity Love Island' is a member of the twaterati.

The peasant underclass who have no mind of their own and follow the hype presented by the media into the cult of Z-list celebrity.

Hey, did you watch Big Brother last night?
No dude, that show's only for the twaterati!

by Moofer May 18, 2005

Twaterfall

A Vagina that leaks massive quantities of vaginal fluids

when sydney watches alexis & daniel make out her Twaterfall starts to drain

by kammie March 12, 2008

Twater

The vulgar term that pilots have for the short field take off aircraft, the Twin Otter: Note: nearly all aircraft have at least one vulgar name

I could see some towering cumulonimbus up ahead so I handed the twater over to the copilot and checked the terminal forecast.

by David November 21, 2004

Twater-boarding

When eating out a female her vagina covers both your mouth and nose and starts to suffocate you.

Jane likes to use twater-boarding a lot to gain information to thwart terrorist attacks.

by team beersnorkeling October 19, 2010

twater

A pervert who likes to stick his/her nose into one's genitals. Just like you, reading this definition.

Pinnochio was a twater celebrated by females; he manages to provide woman orgasms whilst giving man-whores a hell of a time.

by JNinja January 10, 2012

twaterslide

A woman who has birthed many a child, making the proceeding births much easier.

A female who is so loose that her equipment could be a water park attraction.

There out to be a child limit on her twaterslide, the children will run into each other at this rate.

by Stan-el January 23, 2014