Trumpitis

An overwhelming sickness that became widespread in the United States. While this obscure disease has been around for 30 years, it grew to epedemic proportions on January 20, 2017.

Common symptoms are feelings of helplessness, fear, depression, anger, and nausea. Symptoms are most severe when those afflicted by this horrid disease hear the "T" word.

While there isn't currently a cure. There is hope of some healing in about two years.

And in four years, demo-scientists believe this scourge can be cured, and will only be a note in our history books.

Trumpitis ran rampant across the American heartland in the late Twenty-teens causing wide spread fear, poverty, and sadness for most Americans.

by Snickles89 January 22, 2017

trumpt

Any time you are hoodwinked, bamboozeled or ripped off you have also been trumpt.

That mega corporation just trumpt my uncle out of his pension!

by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

trumptardism

Trumptardism: Upholding, supporting and practicing the beliefs of Donald J. Trump, the 45th president of the United States of America. At the core of the Trump ideology resides an inadequate understanding of American politics, an absence of logic and reason, an inability to function in an acceptable social manner, an inability to make intelligent decisions, an inability to display prudent discretion, incoherent or unintelligent speech patterns, closeted racism, pathological lying, criminal conspiracy, philandering, treason and multiple cognitive disabilities. As such, Individuals practicing Trumptardism generally display implausible ignorance when confronted with logic and reason while sharing many of the above stated traits.

Through logical consideration, if a Trumptard believes that Donald J. Trump is a great president and they blindly support every decision he makes, then it’s plausible to accept that they can be duped into believing and supporting just about anything whether it makes sense or not. At it’s root, this is the definition of Trumptardism.

Stephen: Robert Mueller recently provided documentation that Donald Trump was laundering money through his “Fixer” Michael Cohen with the help of a Russian Oligarch and also according to Attorney Michael Avenatti, the “hush money” payment to Stormy Daniels came from Trump’s campaign funds.

Sean: Trump says that’s fake news and I believe him. There’s no collusion, Cohen paid that money without Trump’s consent, Stormy Daniels is a liar. Congress should stop the investigation and Mueller should be sent to jail for treason. All snowflakes and Libtards should die or go back to Africa and crooked Hillary can go to hell. Trump won the election, get over it. MAGA. Trump 2020.

Stephen: Now that's an impressive display of Trumptardism!

by afj21 June 6, 2018

Trumptan

A word used to define a tan the colour of Donald Trump. Also two fucking words put together to define the vibrant, orange complexion rarely seen in this universe.

Bob: "Gee, look at that old blonde dude down there! He must have a trumptan!"

Bobina: "omg, he has a very good trumptan... looks related to the man himself!"

by Huntress CC June 7, 2017

Trumpitis

The feeling of sickness, disgust, anger, depression, anxiety, and stress induced by the constant stream of shit coming from Donald Trump.

Man I have a terrible case of Trumpitis, I really gotta stop paying attention to the news and Trump.

by Chuckler1450 February 15, 2017

Trumpitized

Sudden fluctuations in cognitive impairment, altered consciousness, and decreased levels of attention

I thought Rosemary 's Baby was nominated to the Supreme Court, but I was just trumpitized.

by Libreal Party November 16, 2016

Trumpitis

Trumpitis n. Inflamation of the buttocks brought on by routinely talking out of one's ass.

"Bubba," the doctor said sternly, "you need to dial it back a little. This is the worst case of Trumpitis I have ever seen."

by Cletis L Stump July 7, 2016