trumpanzee

(noun) a fanatical follower of Donald J. Trump and his campaign for president. Typically irrational, always biased. Trumpanzee is a compound word borrowing from his name and the common wild chimpanzee. Trumpanzees will often be reduced to primitive mob behavior seen among troops of chimpanzees in their natural habitat. When challenged they will group together howling and shrieking. When that doesn't chase off the subject the Trumpanzees will coordinate attacks with one flank advancing while the other flank flings copious amounts of fresh poo. Rain gear, boots, gloves and a full face shield should be worn when venturing into a Trumpanzee enclosure.

Rational person #1: So I hear Donald Trump is holding a rally downtown tonight.
Rational person #2: Yeah, the streets will be teeming with Trumpanzees by 8 o'clock.
Trumpanzee streaking past: Trump!Trump!Trump!USA!USA! You're a fuckin liberal! TrumpTrumpTrump!
Rational person #2: See?

Rational person #1: Mhm.

by johnoneillnyc April 24, 2016

Trumpanzee

(Male Trumpanzee as most women don't follow him because he calls women pigs) A cousin fucking redneck that spends his days chugging booze and jerking off to his family photo album. His natural habitat is the cheapest nearby trailer park although most the time he is driving all over the fucking country in his pickup truck to get to the next trump rally so he can get in the sweaty hick pile where they all suck trumps dick like the little pathetic bitch they are. Once he returns to the RV he will scream at his wife to make him a TV dinner so he can watch trumps newest speech the next day he will rinse and repeat

"I found Billy humping a trump body pillow like your average trumpanzee"

by AntiAmerica April 10, 2023