Truckfuckling

The art of driving heavy equipment in such a way as to utterly scorn both OSHA regulations and the very laws of physics themselves. The suffix "-fuckling" applies to tractors, bucket loaders, forklifts, and even planes, the vehicle itself is not required to be a truck, merely a tool of industry. Truckfuckling is by an order of magnitude the most common variety, but forkliftfuckling is just as dangerous and way more fun.

Hear about that new driver? Didn't secure the load, managed to truckfuckle the entire employee parking lot. Hain't seen truckfuckling like that since Lowtax hijacked a dump truck.

by Malt Schlitzmann December 5, 2019

Cencal truck

A Cencal truck is a truck with an outrageously big lift, big chrome rims and relatively small tires. Said truck is usually seen with powder coated lift components and sagging in the rear. These trucks are extremely clean, they are not used for work, and see nothing but pavement.

"Hey Brah wanna go do some 4 wheeling in your cencal truck?"

"Sure Brah! Lets go climb that curb and flex hard!"

by DIRTYMAX November 24, 2013

Monster Truck Dump

An absolutely enormous shit. A shit so big you can proudly take it home to your parents. Your colon living out its dump truck fantasies.

The day after the buffet, I took this monster truck dump. A serious two foot turd. I felt like a great waste had been lifted from me.

by the Geug April 8, 2009

Truck Pussy

a guy who has a kick ass truck but is afraid to haul anything or get it dirty

John: I should get Tim to bring his truck over to haul these rocks.
Kevin: Too bad Tim is a truck pussy and is scared to get it dirty.

by Genitalien August 1, 2020

Soul Trucking

When you feel as though your soul has been run over by a truck...

Oh mannnn. I failed my exam, got dumped by my girlfriend, and wrecked my car. I got mad soul trucked, man. Mad soul trucked...

Wow... that soul trucking can be rough, dude.

by The Soul Trucker March 13, 2011

Trucker speed

Slang Term for ephedrine HCL tablets. Commonly bought by truckers at gas stations sold under such names as "mini thins" for prolonged periods of driving. It gained popularity in the 70s. Originally used to treat breathing problems such as Asthma, ephedrine is now widely used in the physical fitness world as a metabolism boosting fat burning stimulant as well as a being used as a recreational stimulant.
Legal status and availability fluctuates because it's often used to make Methamphetamine, though many workout supplement stores do carry them and sell them online.
Ephedrine HCL can be crushed up and unpleasantly snorted for a quick "high" though users often create a more powerful stimulation by combining ephedrine tablets with caffeine and Asprin to make "E.C.As" or "Triple stacks". This increases energy levels however is hard on the bodies central nervous system as well as Cardio vascular system.
OVERDOSING is a very real threat, and like all drugs, should be used in MODERATION or as directed to avoid such problems as

-Heart Attack
-Stroke
-Bleeding in the brain
-Seizures
-Hypertension
-Insomnia
-DEATH

Rick: "Man I had to drive 12 straight hours to pick up the kids,Thank god I had some coffee and some trucker speed

Jim: We're going clubbing tonight, you gonna drop some Ecstasy???

Bob: "nah man I don't want to get to messed up tonight...I'll stick with my cheap trucker speed"

Kate: " I really gotta finish reading this book for class tomorrow , does anyone have a Redbull I can jack?"

Jeff: Nope, but I can hook you up with some trucker speed"

by Jeffyb243 January 15, 2013

truck stop shit

The loud noise of belt buckles clanking together in a feverioush manner, with anticipation of opening in order to destroy the porcelain toilet bowl with a persons brown bad special.

Dude that guy just droppped off a truck stop shit ! I thought his belt cut through his jeans and if not his turd did for sure.

by MF Is the name of the game November 30, 2016