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A person who like trucks and likes to fuck, a trucker is a very kind person, a very nice friend.
OH.... look at that trucker.
trucker by fhtbv tnvmg May 24, 2021
A trucker is a cool person that delivers goods to us.

Some of the best ways to identify 1 is to look for these stereotypes sometimes had trouble walking usually has a burnt left arm usually def in the left ear almost always has a wrecked right shoulder always wears a flat bill mesh backed baseball cap usually smokes cigars and absolutely always wears a trucker headset, hell he probably wears that thing to bed. But over all he’s probably a pretty nice guy so just look for these characteristics and thank a trucker for all he does for you.
A trucker is a cool person
Trucker by Wreck it wrelph June 2, 2022

Trucker speed 

Slang Term for ephedrine HCL tablets. Commonly bought by truckers at gas stations sold under such names as "mini thins" for prolonged periods of driving. It gained popularity in the 70s. Originally used to treat breathing problems such as Asthma, ephedrine is now widely used in the physical fitness world as a metabolism boosting fat burning stimulant as well as a being used as a recreational stimulant.
Legal status and availability fluctuates because it's often used to make Methamphetamine, though many workout supplement stores do carry them and sell them online.
Ephedrine HCL can be crushed up and unpleasantly snorted for a quick "high" though users often create a more powerful stimulation by combining ephedrine tablets with caffeine and Asprin to make "E.C.As" or "Triple stacks". This increases energy levels however is hard on the bodies central nervous system as well as Cardio vascular system.
OVERDOSING is a very real threat, and like all drugs, should be used in MODERATION or as directed to avoid such problems as

-Heart Attack
-Stroke
-Bleeding in the brain
-Seizures
-Hypertension
-Insomnia
-DEATH
Rick: "Man I had to drive 12 straight hours to pick up the kids,Thank god I had some coffee and some trucker speed

Jim: We're going clubbing tonight, you gonna drop some Ecstasy???

Bob: "nah man I don't want to get to messed up tonight...I'll stick with my cheap trucker speed"

Kate: " I really gotta finish reading this book for class tomorrow , does anyone have a Redbull I can jack?"

Jeff: Nope, but I can hook you up with some trucker speed"
Trucker speed by Jeffyb243 January 15, 2013

Trucker Shit 

An explosive shit that is so violent and sloppy that it coats the entire toilet bowl with a toxic layer of feces that dries quickly and becomes almost impenetrable to the cleansing effects of the toilet water, requiring harsh chemicals and vigorous scrubbing for removal. The spread angle of the shit is normally so large that it often manages to line areas of the bowl that are above the anus at the time of shitting.

Typically these are created by truckers, vagabonds, travelling salesmen, nomads or similar (likely due to the fact they are typically sustained on a diet of exclusively junk food and beer) and are found in truck stops, motorway services, rest stops, night clubs and other public toilets.
"Oh cripes, I just went to clean that toilet and someone has done a trucker shit in there. Nasty!"
Trucker Shit by Azbo The Great! March 9, 2017

Trucker Insanity

When a trucker guy or girl goes crazy from being in a truck for long periods of time, having to eat shitty food, and not knowing where the hell he/she is.
After only two days in the truck, Bob the trucker developd a severe case of trucker insanity; the truck smelled terrible because of all the greasy food he dropped, the seat was extremely uncomfortable, and he was in the middle of some random state with extremely cold temperatures without a jacket.
Trucker Insanity by arlingojo December 28, 2011

trucker paulsen 

noun; stubby armed beer aficionado. Usually broke, but somehow manages to acquire mind-altering substances. Talks about women much more than actually being around them.
"We just ran out of beer and titties. I guess trucker paulsen's leaving now."
trucker paulsen by chandizl December 16, 2008
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