dildo-trained 

someone who has been fucked on a regular basis with dildoes in order for them to further accomodate various sized toys and cocks comfortably.

before releasing her to her new master's care, she was dildo-trained.

dildo-trained by Jack June 23, 2004

Socially Trained

When one is conditioned to a set of morals, beliefs, or thought structures that have been deemed "Alright" by society. Essentially it is acting and thinking in a way that has been taught by society. This word is often used to describe someone who has a hard time thinking beyond what they have been taught by society (cannot think for themselves). Other words with similar or the same meanings would be "Brainwashed" and "Socially Conditioned".
The socially trained individual often displays shallow thought patterns and is commonly possessed by their thoughts in such a way that they believe the manifestation of thought is their identity. This in turn causes the said person to romanticize any situation they deem significant, which further deludes their consciousness from the original purity that it once was as a child. (In one sense anyways, as consciousness cannot be altered but that's an entirely different topic)

"This chick so socially trained, she thinks psychedelics are like heroin and other drugs"

"You're so socially trained believing that going to college is the only way to be successful"

"Look at all these socially trained fools believing everything the T.V and church tells them"

"I took a lot of psychedelic substances and did a lot of meditation to help not be so socially trained"

Socially Trained by LimitlessRap October 12, 2014

Tube-Trained 

The state of having effectively spent enough time on the popular site, YouTube, in order to learn or acquire an idea of how to attempt some sort of skill.

1)The skill may have not been "learned," but the person may still feel that they can do it.

2)The skill may have actually been
mastered due to hours and hours of practicing and YouTubing

Friend: DUDE WE GOTTA GO FREE RUNNING! NOW!

Me: No, seriously? You don't know how.

Friend: MAN come one! I saw it on youtube, duh. It's SO easy.

Me: You're Tube-Trained eh? Ready to jump off that building right over there?

Friend: HELL YEAH. Then we can breakdance.

Tube-Trained by zoowee January 19, 2009

Potty Trained

Something Amber Heard is not.

If Amber Heard's parents potty trained her properly, then maybe she wouldn't have shit on her and Johnny Depp's bed.

Potty Trained by UltimateDoge November 1, 2022

Highly Trained Monkeys 

Youtube's 500 Internal Server Error Message.

Full message below:

500 Internal Server Error

Sorry, something went wrong.

A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.
Also, please include the following information in your error report:
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Highly Trained Monkeys by boliviangringo August 25, 2010

freight trained 

feeling like an emotional wreckage after some iccident and now all you can do is lie around feeling like crap

my girlfriend just dumped me, i'm totally freight trained

freight trained by lukethebigfatleonard May 9, 2007

Freight Trained 

A no brainer way to kill opponents in Gears of War. To Freight Train someone you simply hold the A button down as you charge at your opponent, then fire your shotgun as you get close enough. At that close of a range it resembles what would happen if a person got hit with a freight train.

Wanker, i just picked up my controller to get freight trained by that noob.

I've gotten 6 kills from freight training spawns this game.

Freight Trained by JacobM March 31, 2008