by Pavlova June 2, 2019
Get the Torked mug.Driving may take longer due to an the driver not making quick enough decisions on following the fastest route. Other examples include not being able to do simple tasks or multi-task as proficiently. Spills often occur in the kitchen due to one being "Toked n' Roped"
by Red Shrapnel May 4, 2008
Get the toked n' roped mug.When you are so beyond smashed and wrecked that another term has to step in to describe your ultimate level of inebriation.
Dude, why did you piss all over my bathroom walls? Are you that wrecked?
I'm towed. You slice of shit.
I'm towed. You slice of shit.
by A-roo February 7, 2007
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When a non-native english speaker tries to communicate with other people in English and decides to use the "take" word without actually knowing all the variations.
by benom June 4, 2018
Get the Tooked mug.Created by a Northern Virginian in the late 1970s by combining tired and horked to create a word that means exasperated, exhausted, frustrated, and annoyed. Word was created as part of a class project to create new or combination words in the same manner as those found in the Jabberwocky poem.
The phrase caught on and spread throughout several Northern VA schools in the late 70s and early 80s. Frequent relocation of people to and from the area is the probable cause of the continued spread of the phrase. The phrase, by the early 80s, had evolved to generally mean mad or angry - not necessarily exasperated and tired. Popular variation in the 80s was "totally torked".
Possible variation or parallel development is "I am torqued" which is based upon "torqued" which means something that that is twisted, possibly to the point of being under stress though over tightening.
The phrase caught on and spread throughout several Northern VA schools in the late 70s and early 80s. Frequent relocation of people to and from the area is the probable cause of the continued spread of the phrase. The phrase, by the early 80s, had evolved to generally mean mad or angry - not necessarily exasperated and tired. Popular variation in the 80s was "totally torked".
Possible variation or parallel development is "I am torqued" which is based upon "torqued" which means something that that is twisted, possibly to the point of being under stress though over tightening.
"I'm totally torked. I had to listen to him drone on for over 10 minutes about something totally irrelevant."
by Amy Gish May 30, 2006
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