Torked 

Way better way of spelling “torqued” in reference to being extremely erect.

Bro, I’m so fucking torked my zipper is about to explode.

Torked by Pavlova June 2, 2019

torked 

Created by a Northern Virginian in the late 1970s by combining tired and horked to create a word that means exasperated, exhausted, frustrated, and annoyed. Word was created as part of a class project to create new or combination words in the same manner as those found in the Jabberwocky poem.

The phrase caught on and spread throughout several Northern VA schools in the late 70s and early 80s. Frequent relocation of people to and from the area is the probable cause of the continued spread of the phrase. The phrase, by the early 80s, had evolved to generally mean mad or angry - not necessarily exasperated and tired. Popular variation in the 80s was "totally torked".

Possible variation or parallel development is "I am torqued" which is based upon "torqued" which means something that that is twisted, possibly to the point of being under stress though over tightening.

"I'm totally torked. I had to listen to him drone on for over 10 minutes about something totally irrelevant."

torked by Amy Gish May 30, 2006

torked 

to be angry with something.
originally from a Minnesotian girl who lives in Rhode Island now. She started using the term, and it's caught on in Rhode Island due to its foreign nature.

L: "we're both pretty mellow- we'd just have to be totally torked off."

torked by steve carroll January 25, 2005

torked 

broken.
when used in this sense, "torked" indicates anger and/or frustration with the situation.

Man, the hail from that storm really torked the roof of my car.

He got his face torked-up during that fist fight last night!

torked by [e-mail] July 5, 2009

torked 

retarded
or mentally challenged

Matt is torked, therefore, he requires specila care.

torked by St. Dumbfuck June 16, 2007

torked off 

to be mad or irritated

That guy's blaring his horn and yelling at me. I think he's torked off.

torked off by Bobby64 April 21, 2011

torpedobeats 

Used by the Youtuber atsf in their World of warships videos. Torpedobeats take the Eurobeats used in certain animes when someone is drifting and apply it to dodging torpedo spreads from enemy players.

Wows player 1: I had some really good torpedobeats earlier

other person: how so?
Wows player 1: I dodged 3 full spreads of torpedos from a fubuki while I was fighting them in my Atago
Other person: Noice. wtf does that mean.
Wows player 1: its an injoke in Wows.

torpedobeats by a random weeb May 23, 2016