Tommy Topper

Someone who always has a story to top another persons story.

(Billy): I just met an NFL quarterback.
(John AKA Tommy topper): Oh yeah well I have met every NFL quarterback.

by Jim Tan February 12, 2009

jalapeno torpedo

Steaming fecal matter ejected from ones anus into the pipeline underground

I just dispatched a spicy hot jalapeno torpedo into the bowels of the underworld after eating three enchiladas from taco hell 🔥

by Jimbo Jones the third 2.0 December 21, 2022

TARPer

A fan of the Toni and Ryan Podcast.

Person 1: "Hey mate, did you know there's a new podcast called the Toni and Ryan Podcast?

Person 2: Oh fuck me, I've been a TARPer since the baby names episode

by imthatpansexualbitch December 2, 2021

Toreign

A guy that has the biggest heart and is lovable fool but can be difficult but had the easiest time making friends and has a real flirty side and can be really ugly or really hot and could also mean a god and could be referring to reign over everybody

Toreign is a god

by victor beast December 5, 2018

Toepee

Toepee means when somebody tries to get you fucked up

Girl, dont get toepee with me!

by ieatfish April 8, 2015

torpedo's touch

the utmost of pleasurable pain,

and every servant boys worst nightmare..

Socrates, let me homosexual you (aka torpedo's touch)
servant boy, NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! not the torpedo......
(violent screams can be heard thru ought the pleasure chambers)

by l1111on April 24, 2017

Topper harley

A geeb that has been topped off again while still being pulled

Hey bro pull me a topper harley.

by Holophyte86 August 9, 2018