tooter

A thinly shaped cylinder used to put any manner of powder into your nose form a flat surface.

I don't care if you roll up a twenty - get me a tooter!

by K-Gray May 13, 2005

Tootersham

The seemingly irremovable mark left on your hand after a night at the bar.

It's been three days since we went out, get that tootersham off your hand already

by Bommar May 20, 2009

Five-Tooler

In baseball, a five-tool player is essentially the complete package. He excels at hitting for average, hitting for power, runs the bases exceedingly well while possessing a great deal of speed, possess throwing ability, and finally, fields his position like no other.

A five-tooler in this instance is a woman, or man, who possesses the traits that make up the perfect package; smart, good-looking, athletic, great personality, and...great in bed.

What's good with shorty, ya'll went out again last night, right?

Yea son... and breakfast

Damn! So, what's the verdict?

Definite Five-Tooler. no doubt

by H2thaD May 21, 2009

Tooterooski

Booger sugar, blow

We did a bunch of Tooterooski at the goose last night

by george spot November 1, 2019

Toolery

1. Being a jerk
2. Acting like a tool

Hitting him in his happy place was a prime example of toolery!

by StillNotAdam September 15, 2009

torque my tootles

someone is pissing you off

"stop doing that, you torque my tootles!"

by Dean Clower August 25, 2006

Tooler

Where guys with popped collars and aviator sunglasses store their drinks. Often found at Frat parties.

"Dude, that guy is such a douche-bag!"
"I know, but he's got a well stocked tooler..."

by PoliSci88 April 2, 2009