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Thunderpunch 

The Thunderpunch is performed by screwing a dame from behind doggystyle, then exactly at the point of orgasm, you pull out from the dirty lil concubine, and with all your might, you uppercut her right in the box, while spraying your man goo all over the place.....then in your best AC/DC "Thunderstruck" voice you must yell,....." You've Been THUNDERPUNCHED!!!...huuugghhh!!!!"
" I thunderpunched that broad so hard I broke her pelvis and my fist was sore for a week..."
Thunderpunch by KarenLess November 20, 2004
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Thunderpork

When you fuck a porker(fat person)thunderesly or really hard.
THUNDERPORK!!!
I thunderporked her last week.
Ill thunderpork you!
Thunderpork by The Thunderporker February 2, 2009

thunderpyramid22xxxl 

a kwel siet wit comix liek sonic adventures. wot mor u want?
"we supert psyguy so scru u lol"

THUNDERPUNCH 

Thunderpunch v.-
To use sheer manpower, rather than experience, in order to successfully perform a complicated or difficult task.

To use an excess amount of force to complete an athletic task.
John thunderpunched the javelin further than all the opposing team's regular throwers.

Despite having never kick boxed in his life, Asante still managed to own his opponent through hefty thunderpunching.

When Danny Luperone thunderpunched the hurdle, it exploded.
THUNDERPUNCH by Chad Michaels July 26, 2007

Thunderhorse

The most loving demon of all time. He is similar to a god but more powerful than one. Be can sniff out thots from miles away and DESTROY them.
Person 1: What’s Thunderhorse?
Person 2: Don’t you mean WHO’S Thunderhorse? Why he is my god. I pray to him and thank him for everything once given to me.

thunderpound 

an action in which leaves the inside of the vagina fuuuuuuuuucked up while during intercourse. usually conducted by a derek
(after sex)
Girl: holy moly my insides hurt. he straight thunderpounded my shit
thunderpound by thiis nigga August 17, 2011

Thunderpoon 

An explosive dildo that explodes when inserted 5 inches into the vagina or rectum.
After using her thunderpoon for the first time, Stacy wasn't able to sit for a week.
Thunderpoon by BBQribs7 March 27, 2016