ThunderPounder 

Man who's got the rod and the bod, makes your insides feel abused after getting fucked, someone you have wet dreams about, a DEREK. Usually signified by loud flapping of the ballsack and thuderous noise,

Aww man i just slept with derek last night my asshole hurts

Yea i hear hes a real thunderpounder, did he rip ur asshole open this time?

(kids outside a classroom)HOLY CRAP i think Ms. Shields is getting thunderpounded, shes screaming likea hor and there is a loud flapping going on

ThunderPounder by DKMILLER36 March 9, 2010

thunderblundered

another way to say choke, as in choking an OST finals or an SPL finals after talking mad hot for the whole tournament and then proceeding to embarrass himself in front of his piers and fanbase. Notice when not talking hot at least to his fanbase such as during his road to a Smogon Tour trophy he won.

u choked on chodes u dingus u thunderblundered

thunderblundered by Guiermo April 20, 2019

Thunder Pounder

Someone who leaves your innards feeling abused. A guy who is often portrayed as a douchebag but rarely is one. A hot guy who is great in bed.

Guy 1: I was talking to Annie yesterday, she said she hadn't been able to walk, and was feel like crap

Guy 2: lol, apparently im a Thunder Pounder and i didn't even know it haha

Thunder Pounder by Derkalurk March 17, 2011

thunderpound 

an action in which leaves the inside of the vagina fuuuuuuuuucked up while during intercourse. usually conducted by a derek

(after sex)
Girl: holy moly my insides hurt. he straight thunderpounded my shit

thunderpound by thiis nigga August 17, 2011