thristy turtle

IN the action of recieving oral sex. It is when instead of ejaculating the male urinates in the females mouth.

Bo-You are giving a great blow job
Tilla-Thanks cum for me
Bo-I did-hehe
Tilla-Is that piss
Bo-Indeed it is the Thristy Turtle
Tilla-*PUKE*

by Alabaster Blowjob November 6, 2007

Throaty

To get or give a blowjob

"Jake just got throaty."

"That girl looks like she wants to give throaty."

by PLUMBERT March 15, 2009

Thristy Cowboy

The cupping hand posture similar to a thristy cowboy drinking out of a river, but instead the hand cups the genitals of either sex.

"Seth looked like he was taking a long drink of water with that thirsty cowboy move on Tara."

"Did that guy just give you the thristy cowboy on the dance floor?!"

by DezNutsTsNuts April 20, 2009

Thosty

A thot who is thirsty for attention. A thirsty thot.

Girl! Did you see that thosty talkin' to yo man? She betta recognize!

by Jenzi June 26, 2014

thristy

A neologic portmanteau of the words thrifty and thirsty intended pejoratively to describe a person who is thirsty but too cheap or poor to purchase a beverage. Transitively extrapolated to denote a person who experiences a tremendous gravity towards free shit.

"I'm so thristy I've been taking my subway cup back for refills all week."

Person a: "Did you come to my wedding just for the open bar?"
Person b:"Naw. I'm not THAT thristy. I also figured there'd be at least a few miserably desperate girls here."

by shipwrek December 21, 2010

thrasty

When your so thirsty for an alcoholic beverage that you are thirsty and angry.

Your gf is screwing around getting ready on Friday night and your getting thrasty

by Petey z January 11, 2014

Throfty

Meaning good; beautiful; profoundly perfect.

i just took a Throfty sh*t

by noahguinn02 February 18, 2019