fishing in the swamp

Having clandestine sexual relations with a particularly undesirable female.

I haven't seen Matt in days, he must be fishing in the swamp again.

by redheadbass March 2, 2011

mark of the swamp donkey

When a girl has one of those retarded tatoos just over her ass. Any girl with one of these tatoos can usually be found at the bar on a Friday or Saturday night, with 4-10 other girls, getting drunk and puking in the parking lot after.

"Hey, check out the ass on that bitch"
"Not bad, I see she bears the mark of the swamp donkey"

by ArmyDave January 8, 2007

drain the swamp

A phrase used by political hacks to rally voters to their cause by promising to remove their respective governments of corrupt sycophants and replace them with corrupt sycophants that donated to their own political campaign. Typically results in a swampier swamp.

"Did you hear Trump is going to drain the swamp?"
"I doubt it."

by Urban Odin January 17, 2017

Eskimo in the Swamp

Where a man or woman Eskimo kisses a vagina.

Dude, I Eskimo in the Swamp last night and now I can't smell anything.

by C-Dunc April 14, 2010

Drain the swamp

To masturbate to photos of Ivanka Trump so frequently that one expels all of the semen stored up in ones testicles.

Donald Trump's number one priority of president is to drain the swamp.

by tgcenterprises May 26, 2020

Refill the Swamp Stapler

To stimulate or manipulate genitalia, usually male, usually of the self, especially to orgasm; sexual self-gratification.

Skippy: "Boy, you're crabby today."
Dale: "Sorry, maybe I should go refill the swamp stapler."

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

drain the swamp

To 'drain the swamp" is to remove water from a fetid low-lying area to make room for the effluence of your own cesspool.

Donald Trump vowed to drain the swamp in Washington so he could fill it with the stool pigeons of the corrupt corporate elite

by Panoramaman December 21, 2016