Oyster

The slow accumulation of semen in a woman's underwear following a man's ejaculation inside of the vagina when she stands up after reapplying said underwear

1. Yeah, the sex was great but this oyster in my panties is absurd.

2. I've changed my underwear like five times but I get another oyster every step I take.

3. Bro if you wanna fuck that chick go ahead, but I'm pretty positive she has an oyster considering she has not been to the bathroom since we left the bedroom.

by Savvy and Twat April 25, 2014

Oyster

Yer fancy clam with the poyle inside.

The world is yer oyster (erster)

by Spot Conlon October 29, 2017

Oystering

Giving a blowjob with no condom (AKA ‘sucking it raw’, like eating an oyster)

“She was oystering me when her boyfriend came home”

by Angelab22 May 24, 2019

oysters

gobs of phlegm coughed up from the lungs, as from pneumonia

Q: What's the grossest thing about having a lung transplant?
A: The first few oysters you cough up aren't yours.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 24, 2017

Oyster

When a man cums on a clit and he slurps it up (like you would an oyster) and spit it in the womans mouth

My girlfriend was to scared to swallow so I oystered it to show her it won't bad

by They know me May 27, 2010

Oyster

A non-Jew who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish words for no apparent reason, except perhaps to look cool.

Oy vey! Can you believe the chutzpah that shmuck has?

by Palmer March 28, 2005

oyster

Gob of phlegm in the street, also 'Dockyard oyster' from Portsmouth Dockyard.

Mind the road there, you'll tread in that oyster.

by David from Kingsbury September 8, 2007