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Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie 

1972 movie by Luis Bunel in which a group of friends try to dinner together but can't because something odd always comes up.
"Hey this is the third time this week that we had to cancel getting together because somthing suddenly came up. It's just like that Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie movie"
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Snaking the Charmer 

"Snaking the Charmer" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To Snake the Charmer coil your cobra in the basket and mesmerize her with the song of your skin flute.
...and Maliha exclaimed, "Lo, behold! For the beast has turned its song upon the player...he is Snaking the Charmer!"

squeeze the charmin 

to take a dump or shit.
After I eat this chli I will need to squeeze the charmin.

squeeze the charmin 

1. A stealth Grope Hug in which one person squeezes anothers butt cheek ,usually in the connotation of foreplay with married couples, or lust with singles.
Jane: Look at that body builder Mary!
Mary: Oh wow. Wish i could 'squeeze the charmin' on him!
squeeze the charmin by Dragonman September 1, 2008

the charmings 

The family in the TV show 'Once Upon A Time' including; Snow White (Ginnifer Goodwin), Prince Charming (Josh Dallas) and Emma Swan (Jennifer Morrison) and her son Henry Mills (Jared Gilmore)
Look its the charmings!
the charmings by staffie456 October 14, 2015

The Charmin Tickle 

When the toilet paper is stacked to high after a shit and when you flush the toilet paper gives your ass a kiss.
Bro have you ever heard of Posiden's kiss

Yeah

Well I just got hit by The Charmin Tickle
The Charmin Tickle by Bruhtatoes February 12, 2024

Charming The Manaconda 

The act of having sex with a male who has an abnormally large penis.
I hired a male stripper for my bachelorette party and ended up charming the manaconda.