Textile Dysfunction

When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.

I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(

by We Believe in Fridays July 29, 2009

Ancient Textin

Text in which one uses the actual number keys instead of using the new modern keyboard cell phones

"dang dude why do you take so long to text" the friend replies"man you know I'm using Ancient Textin I cant afford they keyboard cell phone"

by PPdixxle June 30, 2009

textile break

A term used to describe damage to clothing during sport.

The fullback suffered a textile break during the first half of the match and was forced to leave the field.

by MonteZuma August 4, 2004

D. Textin'

Stands for drunk texting, but also has a double meaning, that the sender is trying to get his "D" wet.

Dude, the party was such a sausage fest, I was D. Textin' all night.

by nickycccccc January 22, 2011

textied

When one becomes so engulfed in a text message conversation, that they become detatched from all human interaction and are momentarily oblivious to their surroundings.

Sancho: "Hey cochise, did you just catch a word I just said to you hombre? The chihuahua just humped and ejaculated on your leg mang."

Cochise: "Hey sorry essayy, this seniorita had me textied. Can you get me a hand towel my friend."

by m3eddie December 7, 2013

Textite

Textite : to use emoticons, punctuation and all capital letters when texting.

Are you mad at me? No, I WAS textited :)

He must love me, he was textiting me last night...?)

by Guy Strunk September 8, 2014

textfie

to take one's own writings selfie, like saying, opinions etc and upload to social websites.

He is very intelligent, so he often uploads his textfies in Facebook.

by pshdar May 20, 2016