by Oilymarc August 27, 2016
Get the Textricate mug.Verb: Anal teetering is the act of rubbing and stimulating the asshole to be used as a form of pleasure. Usually during anal teetering the asshole loosens to the point where the finger, dick, tongue or object breaks the cusp of the asshole and penetrates the asshole. In males this usually leads to a premature ejaculation if the receiver of the anal teetering is enjoying it.
Delmiro got his first anal teetering and a came within 4 minutes, he was so embarassed and confused.
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My students thought they were getting away with something because they were texterbating their friends during class.
by Justin Jensen April 23, 2006
Get the texterbating mug.1. a text message or series of text messages employed to hold the attention of pleasantly or agreeably
2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message
3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity
2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message
3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity
Ashley: Chris can you please send me a riddle? I am losing my sh*t at work.
Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.
Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.
by Jenna Tolls October 11, 2010
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Get the texterbation mug.Sucessfully impersonates someone while text messaging. Done by texting something that the person might say in a given situation.
Used to mock or put down.
Used to mock or put down.
John's text: Stop textersonating my mom.
Bill's text: John's mom: Oh Bill U R just mad
BC Bill is gonna B your new daddy.
John's text: U R such a dick
Bill's text: John's mom: Oh Bill U R just mad
BC Bill is gonna B your new daddy.
John's text: U R such a dick
by jdmill8 June 1, 2007
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texting (such as on a cellular phone) continually while in the company of others, ignoring said company.
texting (such as on a cellular phone) continually while in the company of others, ignoring said company.
I went home on winter break to see my family, and my little sister was just texterbating the whole time. I barely got to talking to her.
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