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Teakin

When you are with a group of friends and y’all are just laughing your lungs out, that means y’all were tweaking but on an extreme level.
“We teakin in this biishh”
by HornForPorn May 4, 2019
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Teaked

The act of only having a little weed but not being high yet. The same as being buzzed from alcohol.
Bro, I've only had one and a half bowls so I'm teaked.
by hippster_patrol August 26, 2011
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teaky

teaky= something which is simultaneously funny and painful and sometimes life- affirming. its the kind of thing you laugh at, and then you feel pretty shitty for laughing at it, and then it makes your heart hurt a little bit because its actually sort of beautiful. the first time i ever heard the word 'teaky' used (i did not invent it) was to describe learning- disabled teenagers doing a ballet duet on television.
the cute show's special on disabled pets was so teaky that my mascara started running
by alice1974 October 19, 2007
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Teaka

A beautiful girl handcrafted very delicately. She understands and will listen to all you have to say and will respect your opinion. She is strong willed and is very determined. People notice her when she enters a room. Everyone who meets her falls in love with her.
Everyone can be friends with Teaka, but she is my best friend.
by A2JMan June 10, 2009
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Teakettle Laugh

When someone laughs so hard that they sound like a teakettle.
Guy #1: Did you hear Claybee's teakettle laugh?
Guy #2: Yeah, after 8 seconds only dogs could hear it.
by I Love Mixing Salad June 12, 2017
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Teakdoor

Closed Door! More like vile door.

The main members are like rats scuttling around a dark shit house ambushing anyone trying to take an innocent shit. Lurking in the putrid urine corroded shadows, they appear as appirations to new members who at first won't believe they're for real. Not long after, these spirits come and physically haunt these poor newbies until they flee, wondering what the f*cks going on, finding sanctuary elsewhere.

The typical Teakdoorist is a scared intellectually incapacitated individual who refuses to accept factual truths. If you are into bullying and heaps of personal abuse this is the place for you. Run by a nasty clique who will ride your ass. Hell, if you fit in with the clientele on this forum you might even want to eat dog turds.

Make no mistake, this is a centre for unintelligent alcoholics, cons and complete fuckwits! They congregate in this digital temple in order to masturbate over their incorrect worldly beliefs in hope that it'll make up for the misfortunate lives that resulted in them getting stuck in Thailand with no chance of living a decent life inside the boundaries of normal society.

A majority of these dipwhits are expelled by their own families and have nothing to look forward to but a slow life in poverty, for the simple truth that not a single person at home wants them to return home. It is nothing more than a publically observable private venue for a select cluster of inadequate anti socials to vent.
Hey I am taking a trip to Bangkok. What is a good forum to use ? Teakdoor ? You fucking kidding me ?
by Powderstunt February 16, 2023
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teaker

One who compusively purchases furniture made of teak.
"Janice just bought a teak toilet seat. What a teaker!"
by Sleek Greek Shiek Monique April 1, 2010
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