Pop-Tarting

Sending home a one night stand with a Pop-Tart for breakfast and $20 for a cab.

Kitty couldn't get her one night stand to leave fast enough, she had to resort to Pop-Tarting.

by Nine11junky October 1, 2019

Tardiness

Referring to yourself as “tardi”
When you are late to class

Please excuse my tardiness.

by Silver.Gun December 13, 2018

Macro Ziggurat of tartness

1 lemon on a sombrero on top of 7 pizza boxes on top of a GIANT pizza box. Used for worshiping Lemon o' tart

Guy 1:time to pray at the Macro Ziggurat of tartness
Guy 2:dude your are weird

by KIDNAMEDSHREK March 22, 2019

tatine

Very short guy that likes 2 suffocate in womens boobs coz he can't reach higher

Omg look at that midget looking at my boobs! Yeah he's a tatine can't look further up...

by Kyakyakya February 20, 2015

Tartingles

(Noun) The sensation of embarrassment at someone else's awkward situations.

1) God, doesn't Curb Your Enthusiasm give you the worst fucking tartingles?

2) I have a rough case of the tartingles whenever a usually quiet kid gets drunk and becomes an uncontrollably loud and honest mysogynist

by ..s.s.s December 20, 2008

tartline

The dark line of skin found along the underside of male genitally running from the base of the penis to the anus.

I have a hard time scratching my tartline without my fingernails getting dirty.

by Boobhound November 16, 2011

tartin out

to freak or flip out, or to get extremely excited about something

when ed saw wrecked car he was tartin out

by bigmcg2121 April 13, 2008