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tartline 

The dark line of skin found along the underside of male genitally running from the base of the penis to the anus.
I have a hard time scratching my tartline without my fingernails getting dirty.
tartline by Boobhound November 16, 2011
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Tartine au beurre 

Someone that falls from an inflatable pyramid and bounces on the bottom of the pyramid to then bounce in a lake.
Felix is good at doing Tartine Au Beurres! He is Tartineaubeurring!
Tartine au beurre by TartinoBurr December 26, 2018
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The dried pussy juice stuck to your dick the next morning.
Melissa tartlin is all over my teddy bear named fred.
tartlin by stephin April 7, 2005
Over priced piece of toast with varying toppings dished up in hipster cafes and misleadingly sold as something potentially more delicious.
I paid $20 for a tartine and got this fucking bit of toast. Waiter.....
Tartine by James Gaz October 5, 2018

tardliness

the quality or habit of being a person that is stupid, or innefective.
My tardliness precludes me from writing a more witty example.
tardliness by ralionairb August 25, 2009

tardliner 

Like a hardliner - a right-wing "old school" GOP supporter who is immune to facts and solely focused on a conservative agenda, irrespective of long term ramifications to society, common decency, or human rights, and with a heavy dose of diminished mental capacity. The opposite of "libtard".
Oh, hey, I'm so sorry about my friend Jim from high school. He's a good enough guy but is a bit of a tardliner - I wouldn't recommend discussing oppression or wealth distribution with him.
tardliner by hadzmat March 30, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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