Joshua Mutha Effin Addington

a badass mutha effin man

Shaft was a Joshua Mutha Effin Addington

by Johnny rocketseed December 2, 2009

Tarkington

- A place in rural Texas, filled with Yee-Yee children who believe their family's money makes them popular

"Tarkington High School is filled with sluts"

by WarFareWolf March 31, 2019

Maddington Sniper

When one person poops into someone else's butt hole with great precision.

Hey Remis, when was the last time Neil gave you a Maddington Sniper?
Must of felt delightful having a buttfull of man poop

by Noble semen March 16, 2017

turdington

one who collects a ton of turd

Hey Turdington, how much compost do you make each year?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

New Addington

New addington is the hotspot for knife crime and gangs. But they got decent food so it’s good. There’s a wiff of tory, because of their costa. There’s also very good schools like Meridian High School!

“Hey, wanna go to Selsdon?”
“What about New Addington?”
“Are you dumb? It’s a shit tip”
“But there’s kfc”

by zhongli’shorsecock420 November 21, 2021

paddington bear

a sexual joke, in which a man receives head at a girls house, and right before busting a nut he grabs one of her stuffed animals and nuts on its head.

dude i totally paddington beared your sisters dolls, they're rank!

by pyrophalanx27 June 12, 2007

Laddington Bear

Someone who, despite being abandoned by his old family, always makes sure to get the lads involved in the banter. (Preferably peruvian)

"I really like John actually, he's a Laddington Bear that one."

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016