L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

T.O.T.U.S

Acronym.. Tweeter Of The United States.

Donald Trump is T.O.T.U.S, he will Tweet all pertinent information as it happens and if he deems it Twitter worthy.

by Futureghst-MJC January 6, 2017

O.T.S

O.T.S STANDS FOR OBSESSIVE TEXTING SYNDROME ITS FOR THOSE PEOPLE WHO ARE OBSSESED WITH TEXTING

MARIO:HOW WAS YOUR DATE LAST NIGHT ???
ADAMO S : I HAD TO CUT HER LOOSE SHE HAS O.T.S

by ADAMO S May 25, 2010

G.L.O.T.S.

get laid over the summer

Wow it's the end of the year already, ok well see ya later! glots

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

G.W.O.T.S

Gay with out the sex.

The league of men who enjoy each others company in a manner similar to that of a romantic partnership, but who do not engage in physical intimacy.

Man 1) Dude, want to come over and watch A Walk in the Clouds with me?

Man 2) Definitely.

Man 1) Then afterwords we can screw?

Man 2) No, I don't think so.

Man 1) We're so G.W.O.T.S.

Man 2) I love you.

by Dr. Octavious Boneshank August 6, 2009

O.T.S.

1. O.T.S
over the shoulders. when you got your chicks legs over your shoulders when you are boning her

lol some guy had O.T.S. as a definition but its not in the dictionary.

by DaY-NuH (DANA) August 9, 2005

B.O.T.S

Bitches/bitch on the side.

Richie Finn is a fucking B.O.T.S ;D

by Balllllssssamo September 24, 2011