jew-switchin

channel hopping in a vent on team speak server

stop jew-switchin around the vent

by Etherealmist February 8, 2007

Sitchin Scratch

the ever evolving chronic scratch caused by reading Zecharia Sitchin's books and findings about humanity's existence and modification process.

once you're sitchin scratched then it'll keep itching until you read another information regarding the existence of humans.

by kelamist November 14, 2019

code switching

To customize style of speech to the audience or group being addressed.

She talks street to her friends at school, but when she is with her family, she is code switching and speaks proper English.

by Cody Switcher July 13, 2007

dry snitching

Intentionally getting someone in trouble by outting something they've done wrong while trying to keep it sly.

*You return to work from lunch with the boss right there*
Coworker to you: "I didn't know we had two hour lunches!"
You later: 😑

Dry snitching.

by mashetee88 September 27, 2015

skitchin my fitchin

you down?
ya dig?
ya wit me?

John: Yo I wanna go get a burger. You skitchin my fitchin?
Tyrone: Yea dawg i’m skitchin ya fitchin. Let’s go to McDonalds.

by MakAttack42069 December 28, 2019

Switchfinger

Switchfinger is a delightful game that is best played multiplayer.
1) Stick one finger in mouth.
2) Stick one finger in ass.
3) Say aloud: "One, two, three, SWITCH!"
4) Do so.

Johnny likes to play Switchfinger with his friends.

by Arakasi October 22, 2008

switching to porn

A figure of speech which implies that something which has no pornographic content in the slightest is so extremely amazing or extremely shameful that one would say it would be better to be caught watching porn than that.

I was watching the Rebecca Black video and suddenly my mom walked in so I switched to porn.

This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.

by Nacatac May 15, 2011