Screwing

Basically

1. a humourus way 2 say GUTTED ..

2. Craving 4 ...

1. U Loose ya fone ??
Yeh
Screwin !!

2. Did John Have any green
Nah !!
Awww Screwin, u got a fag
nah
FUK ! im really Screwin man

by Adam March 30, 2005

Shrewing

'Shrewing' is the term given to lubricating the female shfincter with liquids not primarily designed for lubrication. Such liquids may include yoghurt, milkshake, toothpaste, irn bru and brylcream. Shrewing is usually used when anal sex is desired but the necessary lubricants are not readily available.

'oh shit i forgot to bring my vaseline'
'no worries, just shrew me with this chicken liver pate'

'im allergic to water based luricant, were gonna hav to do some shrewing if you want to penetrate my colon'

'fuck im out of lube, ill hav to shrew you with this fromage frais'

by meakyboy69 January 10, 2010

Whitey's been screwin me over!

When the federal goverment decides to mess with you every chance they get, such as raising taxes, taking medicare, severely auditing you, etc.

Man! Whitey's been screwin me over ever since I got demoted to janitor yesterday.

by Vince Vance March 18, 2003

Keep on Screwing

This is the phrase that a crackhead with screech at you after almost being ran over by "some lip" in a blue Ford. This may take place outside of a newly built care home or a nursery that kind of rhymes with 'Tittle Nippley'. After the crackbum has destroyed her lungs with fifty cigarettes and a bottle of K-aid that she dyes her hair with, the crackhole takes pleasure in terrorising poor unsuspecting children. She can usually be found outside phone booths with her legs open, chatting up little kids. She will cackle loudly whenever children are near. This cackle is her mating call. Dating back to the ancient Incans, whenever faced with this cracknose, it has become common knowledge among fisherman to run into the nearest off license. If the crackface follows you, she will be so mesmorised by all the booze, she wont follow you anymore. Instead, she will drink away all those months spent in rehab.

Charlie: What is that? Looks like a walking pack of ciggies! White on the top and brown on the bottom!

Kaid: Walk past quickly and don't make eye contact! I've dealt with these crackelbows back in Vietam!

(They walk past her very quickly when they hear a strange noise).

Cathy: keEP oN sCrEwIng! (x2)

Kaid: Christ, she's different to any I know! I hooked up with one and she was nowhere as bad as this crackmunch! This is an evolved Crokémon!

Charlie She looks like my mummy.

by WonkyMirandaLikesTheBingo January 29, 2020

screwin around corners

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick

situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"

by jr December 11, 2004

Screwing on the silencer

During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!

Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'

Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'

Bill' 'Nice!'

by NODNYL January 15, 2011

Brewin while Screwin

The act of drinking a beer while having sex. Usually performed from the doggystyle position and with the beer contained in a red solo cup.

Hold on man, you were driking a Natty Light WHILE you were hitting that? Oh yeah man, I was brewin while screwin.

by phrasee January 5, 2010