stressed out

Short for "stressed out my mind" when you feel like you can't cope with life. Also when you have more adrenaline, cortisol and caffeine running through your veins than blood.

"I've got hundreds of assignments, no money, my car has broken down, my best friend has disowned me and I've lost my keys. I'm completely stressed out right now"

by durdledoor May 15, 2014

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Stressticles

A combination between the words stress and testicles
It describes the state in which a male occurs when he is so stressed that it even can be felt in his balls.

Person 1: Hey, whats up dude?
Person 2: My exams are tomorrow and I didn't even start studying, I'm so stressed!
Person 1: Typical case of stressticles!

by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009

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Masturbation or masturbatory habits not related to overall horniness, but rather caused by, or in response to a stressful situation or stimulus.

Stressturbating when used in the present tense, Stressturbated when used in the future tense

With finals week fast approaching, and no chicks in sight, Phil decided to Stressturbate before studying for his math exam.

After a long day at work, Nancy planned to Stressturbate when she got home.

by MK1996 August 14, 2016

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Stresstrated

The feeling of being stressed and frustrated all at once.

Me being forced to choose the lesser of two evils has me so stresstrated!!

by Raeroboch April 9, 2017

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Hill Streeted

When big old fat John Boy is walking home from the bar drunk and falls and hits his head on the asphalt of Hill Street.

When Officer Mike found John Boy lying on the curb of Hill Street with blood all over his face, Officer Mike exclaimed, "Damn John Boy, you got Hill Streeted!!"

by OT-2-B Working March 10, 2010

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