Straight bitch-face

Of a female-form who inflicts wound with her sight and facial expressions, normally on a skirt. It's involved in yoga activities and it's an alpha-female, usually chooses which bar to visit and doesn't allow her other females to choose. She can potentially end up cock-blocking her friends if nobody is talking to her.

She thinks she's tough until her victims fights back.

Let's go talk to the girl next to the evil-looking female with straight bitch-face leaning on the rails of the terrace! No Noah, she is friends of that bitch..

by kingpablo December 24, 2017

straight to face

When you really want to eat something.

instead of letting the cupcakes cool, they went straight to face

by Kildonon February 19, 2018

straight to the face

The act of consuming something, usually alcoholic beverages, in a focused and intense manner.

As soon as I get home, there will be wine- straight to the face.

by merboston December 31, 2011

Straight Facer

One who fingers the ass with a straight face

Yo Elijah you just got straight faced by the straight facer!

by Dank Stank September 16, 2016

straight faced faggot

A guy that pretends to be straight but is actually gay, and continues to pretend he's not when he clearly is. Basically a way to describe metrosexual men, who care too much about their looks and wear tight jeans that squeeze their shrivelled up nuts. An all time great way to stop a guy like that with just one line, use it carefully, it will create major tension and a room full of silence!

Shut up about your hair straightener, you straight faced faggot!

Do they make those for men or for straight faced faggots?

Just come out of the closet and admit it, you straight faced faggot!

As if you wanna discuss how you only wash your hair once a week, are you a straight faced faggot or what?

by niggawhat! May 2, 2010

straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.

Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!

by Weeabob November 28, 2016

straightface

when someone sends you an old meme or some unfunny shit and you keep a straight face on it

"Dude, stop sending me old shit. I will straightface it all"

by placebo! August 19, 2020