Starfucker

A person who flies up into space and fucks stars

Bob: I fucked Saturn

Dave: I fucked Mars

Jesus: I fucked Uranus 😉
I’m such a starfucker

by I’m gay with your dad May 17, 2019

Starfucker

Someone that fucks a star. Fucking obviously.

The only reason Joe wanted to work for Nasa is because he's a dirty starfucker.

by Hellyfish2 June 27, 2019

Deathbed starfucker

Someone who uses their (real or alleged) incurable illness or near death experience to meet a famous person(s)

That guy I saw on the news, who almost died on his ATV, got back stage at the Kid Rock concert. He's a real deathbed starfucker.

Mattie Stepanek = Deathbed starfucker

by Randy Ayn Rand November 14, 2012

Starbucked-up

A wired and out of control person

D $ :"those refs blew it on Monday night football...cant believe thay gave that TD to the Seahawks!"

Young E: " you think those replacement refs wanted to deal with 60,000 tree-hugging, Starbucked-up maniacs? I'd cave too!"

by badback9 September 25, 2012

Starbucker

A person that sits inside of a Starbucks and is there only to look intelligent or stylish.

These people are most likely pretentious hipsters who like to mouth off words that you don't even know (or maybe they don't even know) just to confuse you and broadcast their mental superiority. They also probably listen to NPR radio, only watch the news, is a vegetarian, and is a very eco-minded person.

How to spot a Starbuker:

After finishing their coffee they don't leave, they may have even fallen asleep.

This person may be holding, carrying, or wearing any of the following:

-Newspaper
-Any Macintosh product
-A "classic" work of fiction
-A biography or documentary book of some sort
-Anything eco-friendly
-Chico or form fitting Pants
-A shirt or sweater made in a solid muted color, like burgandy, or olive green etc.

Jane is such a Starbucker; she will sit in the Starbucks lougne for 2 hours with her Macintosh laptop while listening to NPR radio.

by TechnoFan21 July 22, 2009

starbucketchallenge

Throwing your own (cold) beverage over your own head while screaming: this is not good, there are no taxes in it!

Preferably inside a starbucks with a lot of people.

If you don't start to pay taxes I will starbucketchallenge you!

by Die Anstalt October 28, 2014

Starbucked

This is a verb for when a city becomes inundated with multiple Starbucks locations in the same area of the city so as to ambush a city with Starbucks locations.

Damn,my city has been Starbucked,there are 3 locations less than 5 minutes from each other!

by Angela McCaskill August 22, 2008