starch fart

farts from eating to many mash potatoes, normally has mild to low scent. fart tip of the day mashpotoes starch stench is encased, only when you clap near your ass will the fart smell

(steve is driving on highway tom in passenger seat)
tom- we should get off at exit 29
steve-i just farted
tom- how come i dont smell it
steve- starch fart
tom- gottcha

by rawdogkilla November 9, 2013

starch naked

Naked and with a stiffie.

I walked in and saw my grandpa starch naked.

by Hedgehogmama February 23, 2018

Starch ur pant

(1) v when u ejaculate while ur clothes is on.so it gat ur pant looking like u dipped it in a starch solution.
(2) in the case of a wet dream.
(3) when u indeliberately reach orgasm at the final moment of an exam cos u ain't done yet.

''If u starch ur pant while watchin' porn u a real nerd bro.my cousin warns"

by Pinnochinco April 24, 2014

Starch grinding

Something sexual I think.

Friend 1: have you asked your girlfriend for some starch grinding yet?
Friend 2: what does that mean?
Friend 1: something sexual I think…

by ajitfromthemitt May 6, 2022

Starch stickle

The noise that starchy foods make when stirred.

My Mac and cheese sounds like starch stickle when I serve it to my family.

by Dick stickle December 15, 2022

Starch Nuts

One who fucks a bag of flower.

Look at starch nuts over here! {nerd with no bitches}

by TTVBillHopkins June 19, 2023

porn starch

Semen that has dried on a surface of some sort and stiffened the material.

He kept his fauxhawk in place the same way he kept his shirts wrinkle-free - a liberal application of porn starch.

by AnnieSqueedle December 8, 2007