Spunkfart

When iiMatty farts on your face and then cums on your teeth.

Phoenix "can I have a spunkfart matty" then he spunks on her teeth and farts in her face

by Skeleton g June 12, 2017

Spunkworthy

Used to explain a hot girl that would make you spunk (or boy if your like that)

Oh Rihanna's on telly! Shes so spunkworthy...

by Runkyskunk June 12, 2012

spunkgullet

Term used to describe someone who is a bit of a knob

"Did you hear that Toby is back in town?"
"Forget about Toby, I don't want anything to do with that spunkgullet mook"

by bettysketch December 1, 2005

spunknuts

This is the term to describe a males scrotum being covered in seamen after either a successful session of intercourse or masturbation though underwear resulting in the ejaculated seamen still be contained within the underwear.

"Oh god James that was good but all your seamen has ran down and is on your scrotum, you have spunknuts"

by James Waters June 12, 2008

Spunktuate

What I'm going to do on this final tommorow

I'm going to spunktuate all over this consumer final tommorow.

by themasterweigher December 11, 2010

Spunkture

When your tyre gets punctured and the tyre sealant jizz fires out all over you.

Jim spunktured all up his own back

by SpunkyD September 18, 2020

spunkbunt

When you have a apple and chuck it at a man’s balls at Mach 5 because he was fathering your wives kid

“I spunkbunted Dave because I found out the kid was his”

by Burglar’s wife March 5, 2025