sproner

A freshly sprung boner (n.) (spro-ner).

1. Every morning I wake up with a sproner.

2. I suddenly realized I had a sproner in the middle of class.

3. I saw that hot chick and I got a sproner.

by Jon of B. January 18, 2006

sproggen

Children. Often used as a derogatory term by people who don't like children. The term seems to have gained a lot of use in the "Child Free By Choice" movement.

Those breeders seem to think I want to spend my day watching their sproggen, but they popped out those obnoxious crotch fruits so why don't they take care of them themselves?

by L.A.V. January 24, 2007

Sproftacchel

The picture boards with holes you put your face in. Also known as stand in boards or photo cut out boards.

Often seen at tourist attractions, in historic towns, or for Christmas related events.

Hey Simon! Take a picture of me in this sproftacchel, it will make me look like a prince.

by bored byfriend February 16, 2021

spronkus

r/196's mascot

usually seen with a trans flag and a gun that has an arrow labeling it

spronkus my beloved

by SurprisedMrSeal April 14, 2022

sprog pocket

It's a vagina with sprog in it.

I busted a nut in a chicks sprog pocket

by LewisLeroy December 23, 2020

Spronion

A shorthand way of saying "spring onion".

I bought some spronions from the supermarket yesterday.

by UnicornFriend January 4, 2023

hard spro

a hard spro refers to a double-shot of espresso (aka a spro) that is both (1) delicious and (2) hits the spot, hard, giving one a perceived boost enabling sustained focus on work, typically work conducted at the coffee shop which served the hard spro.

I'm never going to finish this report without a hard spro.

by sproho January 21, 2011