sproggen

Children. Often used as a derogatory term by people who don't like children. The term seems to have gained a lot of use in the "Child Free By Choice" movement.

Those breeders seem to think I want to spend my day watching their sproggen, but they popped out those obnoxious crotch fruits so why don't they take care of them themselves?

by L.A.V. January 24, 2007

sproggenwagon

n. minivan. See sprog

Stupid cunt in the sproggenwagon nearly cut me off.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

Sproggenfrau

A sproggenfrau (n), also known as a 'womban,' is a woman who defines her identity by her ability to reproduce; she is nothing without her children. She often measures her worth and the worth of other women based on their maternal capabilities alone. This kind of woman often sees non-mother women as lesser beings, and constantly complains about how hard her life is as a mother. She pats herself on the back incessantly, and truly believes there is no meaning in life aside from raising her spoiled and terrifying spawn.

"I saw Jessica the other day, she has really gotten into the house mom thing. It's sad, 5 years ago she was partying with me and debating philosophy, now she has been reduced to a pompous sproggenfrau."

by wifeling January 9, 2014

sprogged

to have recently given birth; to pop one out

She looks amazing for a bird who's just sprogged!

by NikitheGoddess May 5, 2013

sprogged

with child (see sprogg); pregnant

She only got sprogged up so he'd have to stay with her.

by Anne (the awesome) May 20, 2005

sproggenwagon

Any motor vehicle used by Parents to haul their bratty little shits in. Once applied to station wagons, but now exclusivley refers to minivans and SUVs.

That bitch in the sproggenwagon cut me off again!

by JonathanChance September 6, 2003

sproggin

To be sick or to heave generally after consuming large amounts of alcohol or illegal substances.

"alex had so much vodka he was sproggin"
"er she was sproggin everywhere!"

by saqi May 15, 2008